Happy Halloween, errybody!
This is my first Halloween in the U.S. in a few years and I was super excited to get dressed up and see all the cute trick-or-treaters…until I remembered that my temporary zip code is populated by snowbirds and retirees. No kids. No candy. Only sadness.
So please, for me.
1. Get dressed up.
2. Go out with your friends.
Guess who that hottie in the boa is? ::wink wink::
3. Brew up some trouble.
And most importantly…
4. EAT ALL THE CANDY.
